Tinnitus Mystery
SOLVED!
Georgetown University breakthrough pinpoints cause of all forms of tinnitus in the brain.¹
Georgetown University breakthrough pinpoints cause of all forms of tinnitus in the brain.¹
The only thing louder than the pens that hit the floor…
Were the Georgetown University researchers’ jaws hitting the floor right along with them.
For a brief moment, all you could hear was silence. Sweet, golden silence… and that included the 22 patients with crippling tinnitus.
Some of us hadn’t “heard” silence in years…
I was one of them…
And I had no idea that I was in the “guinea pig” group that would ultimately take everything we thought we knew about tinnitus…
Which, admittedly, wasn't much… And toss it on its ear.
I don’t know about you, but I’d been mourning the “death of silence” for almost 3 years.
And you know as well as I do… Tinnitus isn’t just about living with the loudest, most unwelcome, inconsiderate and torturous “imaginary friend…”
No… Enemy.
A friend would never treat you like this… Stealing your peace and threatening your sanity.
Am I right? The moment the overwhelming, sometimes painful, ringing switches on — whether it was days ago or years ago…
Nobody can see your tinnitus.
If you walk with a cane… or you’re in a wheelchair… People get it.
Yeah, they still stare at you uncomfortably…
But they don’t assume you’re faking it.
With tinnitus, you feel like you always have to explain yourself… or make excuses…
Like why you don’t want to go to a concert… or out to a crowded restaurant…
But, there I was in a small, square room with 21 other people…
As our hosts at Georgetown were left speechless.
So, I took it upon myself to break the silence…
“Holy @#$%... It’s gone?!”
You see, what they’d discovered… What had rendered some of these brilliant neuroscientists and researchers
Was not only OBJECTIVE PROOF of the tinnitus experience…
But, since tinnitus doesn’t get the kind of attention that other things get, like cancer… diabetes… and heart disease…
Not a single media outlet reported on it. Not one.
The truth is, this incredible breakthrough might have stayed unknown.
Except that I was in that room.
I was one of those lucky “guinea pigs.”
And I will do everything I can to make sure you get your hands on the same brilliant discovery that gave me my first taste of sweet, silent relief in years.
Georgetown University is the birthplace of groundbreaking innovations
that have changed not only modern medicine but the world.³
And thanks to me and the 21 other tortured victims of tinnitus…
Georgetown can now be credited with the discovery that “… the nucleus accumbens exhibited the greatest degree of hyperactivity, specifically to sounds that were matched to frequencies lost in patients.” ¹
Well, in plain English, it means…
We finally know exactly where in the brain your agonizing, incessant ringing, buzzing and hissing comes from…
Hi there.
My name is John Jenkins.
I’ve got a wife, two kids and four grandkids that I can’t get enough of.
I was living a pretty normal, honest, hardworking life.
Before that fateful day at Georgetown that changed my life… All I could think about was the accident that started all this.
I was working construction on the new high-rise they were putting up on 17th and Clarkson.
I ran across the street to grab a coffee from Marczyk’s and I was heading back to the site…
When Carlos… Yeah, I think that’s what his name was…
Honestly, I don’t know how he even got the job — because I could see in the first 30 seconds that he had no clue what he was doing.
And I got a dozen friends who came home from serving overseas only to find they couldn’t get work… Because some people will basically work for peanuts…
But if you wanna work any dangerous equipment on a construction site… At a bare minimum, you need to understand the basics of what you’re doing and be able to understand English.
Because I heard, “Whoa, whoa, whoa… stop… STOP…”
And before I could even look up to see what was going on… This numbskull unwittingly dumps half a ton of concrete off the third floor and it comes crashing down right beside me.
If I was even three steps to the left, I’d be dead.
Instead, the sound was so intense, that it was like a nuclear bomb went off in my head.
Starting that very moment… my whole life started to fall apart.
All I could hear was that horrible ringing that followed me around ever since.
Yeah sure, Carlos (or whatever his name was) got a stern talking-to from the Foreman…
But I’m out of a job.
Even with my protective headphones on, I still couldn’t take all the loud noises on the site…
And the bossman basically said, “If you can’t hear what I’m telling you to do… then I need to find someone who can. ”
“But Boss”, I pleaded, “this guy doesn’t even speak the language. How is he going to understand what you want?”
“You may be right on that one, John…
But he costs me HALF as much as you do.”
So, with a snap of the fingers… my full-time job became finding a real answer for my horrendous ear-ringing and hearing problems… and getting my life back on track.
If I had to beg, borrow or steal…
God help me… I was gonna find a way out.
But every time I explored a new solution… that failed…
I just felt more defeated, more disappointed, and one step closer to just wanting to end it all.
Praying every minute of every day for just a moment of silence…
A quick vacation from the torture…
Like you, I started with a trip to my doctor…
What a disaster that was.
I realize he went to med school and all that…
But I have scars older than this kid.
He didn’t even try to reassure me…
“Oh, that’s tinnitus”, he said. “There’s nothing you can do — it’ll probably go away on its own”. Then he said, “If it doesn’t go away in a couple of weeks, you should probably see an audiologist”.
Well, over the next few weeks I saw THREE more doctors…
And I wanted to punch, strangle or dismember all three of them before I left the office.
I’d wasted a ton of money with the regular doctors, and I was really starting to grasp at straws.
My anxiety was so bad,
I couldn’t eat.
I wasn’t sleeping.
All I could focus on was the abusive, incessant ringing in my ears.
I started having panic attacks… all the time.
Which made the prospect of ever sleeping again seem like a distant dream.
You know what I’m talking about — I know you’ve tried all the same things.
Some of them make sense… and some are so completely outlandish.
And if you’re anything like me, you’ve probably spent a ridiculous amount of energy downplaying how you feel…
It can start to feel like an impossible dream, right?
Like some unattainable future…
And I’m not going to tell you to “trust me”.
Or “believe me”.
Or any of that BS.
Because if there’s ONE thing my tinnitus has taught me, it’s that you can’t trust:
None of them. No.
And believe me, over the course of 3 years I did a LOT of research.
Tons.
Only to come up empty-handed time and time again.
A journey that took me through all of the weirdest fringes of science…
Some of it dating as far back as Ancient Egypt.
Like one article that talked about an ancient Roman scholar named Pliny the Elder…
He treated tinnitus by boiling earthworms in goose fat and stuffing that in the patient’s ear.⁴
Well, I didn’t try earthworms…
I don’t know if you’ve heard of this…
But it’s a “mental process” where you “teach” your brain to just stop paying attention to your tinnitus…
Just like I had to try to stop paying attention to that annoying kid who sat behind me in 3rd grade.
Now, if you’re thinking, “My ringing is too loud — I could never ignore something this horrible…”
As a last resort, I considered brain surgery…
And this other crazy treatment where they stick a needle
directly into your eardrum and shoot you up with steroids…
And thank God I didn’t go for that either.
I was unemployed and nearly broke.
So I wasn’t about to spend my last dime letting some surgical intern stick a fat needle in my ear.
I tried listening to music… Sticking plugs in my ears… Screaming at God…
Nothing worked.
So there I was, night after night…
And as my body broke down… As my brain began to “fry…”
I felt this heavy cloud of depression swallow me whole.
I didn’t see a way out.
I admit, I felt afraid…
It was 2 am.
Who the hell was texting me?!
It was Brad, an old military buddy.
He was working as a groundskeeper at Georgetown, down in DC… So even though he wasn’t a member of the “white coat” fraternity, he always had a finger on the pulse of what was going on there.
Brad was one of the few people who knew what I was going through...
So when I read his text:
“Dude… Georgetown is doing a tinnitus study… Apply now!”
My first thought was, “What the hell is he talking about?”
I was still half asleep and more than half out of my mind.
I started looking into it.
Honestly, the LAST thing I wanted to do was go hang with some liberal grad students…
But if I didn’t do something…
Someone was gonna die…
And that someone was probably going to be me.
I applied to be in that study… And I got in.
But before I let the white coats stick their wires all over me, I had to ask…
“Why is NO ONE else studying tinnitus?”
In this day and age, how could it be so impossible to cure such a common and life-devastating affliction?
Seriously…
That just doesn’t make sense.
I even read an article published in the Journal of the American Academy of Audiology… It says that tinnitus affects somewhere between 10% and 15% of all people.⁵
That’s insane…
That’s as if the entire population of Texas AND New York all had tinnitus.
Over the course of three years, the average annual funding for diabetes by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) was $913 million…⁶
That’s almost a billion freaking dollars, right?
But hearing disorders?
Hearing disorders got an average of $214 million…
And only $5 million of that went to tinnitus research.
I said to one of the research scientists at the lab…
“Let’s be honest, doc… We both know there’s no money in a cure anyway, right? Better to send us on a wild goose chase, spending money hand over fist for half-cocked treatments that don’t do a thing.”
The white coat gave me a half-smile…
He looked at me like I was an idiot and told me that…
“Part of the problem is there are too many different kinds of tinnitus… And none of the tests can detect or diagnose all of them. Plus, everyone’s tinnitus experience is different.”
You talk to almost anyone with tinnitus and they tell you the same thing…
“I have this god-awful ringing in my ears that’s ruining my life, stealing my sanity and making me want to chew glass.”
In that same article I mentioned before, 230 adults with tinnitus and 68 audiologists were polled about what they considered a “successful” tinnitus treatment…⁶
The audiologists overwhelmingly said decreased awareness and reduced stress and anxiety…
But patients like us?
It’s no surprise what we want…
Or to at least turn down the volume.
But their write-up was nothing more than doctor language to keep people like you and me in the dark…
The truth is, this was a really important discovery…
“[Tinnitus is] caused by brains that try, but fail to protect their human hosts against overwhelming auditory stimuli…
… the absence of sound caused by hearing loss in certain frequencies, due to normal aging, loud-noise exposure, or to an accident, forces the brain to produce sounds to replace what is now missing.
But when the brain's limbic system, which is involved in processing emotions and other functions, fails to stop these sounds from reaching conscious auditory processing, tinnitus results.”⁷
In other words, there are all kinds of things that can damage your brain and your hearing…
Some are unavoidable, like aging…
But sometimes it happens when you’re exposed to loud noises, like me…
Or some other kind of accident or injury.
Sometimes you don’t even realize something bad happened until that god-awful ringing switches on and starts ruining your life.
But, when it does, what happens next is…
One part of the brain doesn’t give a crap if you hear this argument…
And the other part of the brain is trying to keep you from hearing it.
But if the “loud” part of your brain wins the argument… unlucky souls like you and I get tinnitus.
Nobody knows why sometimes “loud” wins…
And sometimes “silent” wins…
Now, the conventional wisdom has always been that the brain CAN’T be fixed…
But, according to the white coats, that’s actually DEAD WRONG now…
Because researchers found a unique
chemical that acts like “miracle-grow” in your brain.
It’s called Brain-Derived Neurotrophic Factor… Or just BDNF for short.
Not only that, but it can repair the synapses in your brain, too.¹¹
If you think of brain cells like electrical wires, the synapse is where one wire is connected to another to transmit electricity.
And when you boil it down… all the arguing that happens in your brain comes from electrical impulses traveling from one nerve to the next.
Is that when the tiny spot in your brain gets damaged — the tiny spot where tinnitus comes from — it’s really nothing more than a short circuit…
You know the sound you hear from your radio or in your car when there’s a short in the wiring?
Repair the wiring… And the sound goes away.
Of course… it's way easier to crack open a radio to find the busted wiring than to crack open a skull.
But this brilliant discovery means you don’t have to. You just need more of this “miracle-grow!”
Yes and no.
Until very recently, there were only two ways to increase this brain-fertilizing protein…
Which is just not something I can do.
After months and months of sleeping like crap… eating like crap… and living with this torturous abuser…
The last thing my body’s going to allow me to do is hit the racetrack like I’m Jesse Owens or something.
And let me tell you…
Ain’t nobody jamming a needle into my skull.
Hell no.
Thankfully, you won’t have to sprint or subject yourself to brain spears.
Because researchers found a way to boost your levels of BDNF…
And not only is it totally safe and natural… it grows right out of the freaking ground!
No knives… No needles… No prescription medications… No hearing aids…
(And no earthworms.)
I know it sounds crazy.
And I wouldn’t believe a word of it…
But as sure as I’m talking to you right now…
It’s not just quieter…
And I didn’t just learn how to live with it.
It’s… Gone.
Just imagine yourself a short time from now…
My friend, the first day you wake up feeling complete freedom from that abusive, relentless, invisible enemy that is tinnitus…
That’s the first day of the rest of your life.
But this life-changing breakthrough doesn’t stop at just ending your tinnitus…
Tinnitus 911™ combines the tinnitus-silencing powers of oleuropein with 11 other targeted herbs, botanicals, extracts and vitamins…
Each one thoughtfully chosen to address blood pressure, nerve health, pain, anxiety and sleep.
Basically, if it might cause tinnitus…
Or if it’s caused by tinnitus…
The ingredients in Tinnitus 911™ have you covered.
You’ll get Hibiscus extract…
Used since Ancient Egyptian times, it’s not only been shown to lower blood pressure and protect your delicate nerve cells…¹⁵¹⁶
It can actually switch off the neurons that detect painful stimuli.¹⁷
And since we know the root cause of tinnitus is a haywire short in the brain that makes it detect things that aren’t actually there… Hibiscus is a game changer.
Next, you’ll get a hefty dose of Hawthorn Berry.
This is going to help reduce anxiety, soothe symptoms of depression and help you get a good night’s sleep.¹⁸
And when it comes to pain, Hawthorn works a lot like an opioid… But it’s safe, natural and comes with zero risk of tolerance or addiction.
Next up, you get a rare extract of the South African Buchu Leaf…
This unusual extract has been shown to block almost 100% of the most common source of inflammation in the body, called COX-1… As well as 25% of COX-2.¹⁹
And, like Hawthorn Berry, it helps block the brain’s ability to detect nerve pain and injury.²⁰
Plus critical vitamins and minerals like niacin, B12 and folic acid… All shown to be deficient in people with tinnitus.²¹²²
Now, I have an important question to ask you before I tell you how to get your hands on Tinnitus 911™… And I’m going to make you an ironclad promise to make sure there’s absolutely nothing keeping you from trying it for yourself.
But I need to know:
Me? I slept for what felt like a week straight.
But then I had to do every single fun thing that tinnitus stole from me for the last three years.
Will you go to a concert?
Dine out at a restaurant?
Go to a ball game?
Rustling leaves will make you smile…
The wind… The ocean waves… Birds singing…
Sitting in a warm bath.
There’s a good chance you’ll be shocked by how much you missed some of the slightest sounds in the world.
And THIS is why it was so important for me to get this information to you.
Dave from Texas never thought he’d be able to beat tinnitus…
“I won’t lie… Having suffered for years, tinnitus was ruining my life. It took over every part of it! Having a solution that finally works is a dream come true. I never thought I’d be able to get rid of that annoying buzz!”
And Susan from Florida said her life’s been changed forever…
“Not long after developing tinnitus, I noticed my memory slipping... Little things here and there, in one ear and out the other! It became embarrassing... Not only was I having to put up with that constant ringing sound, now I was slipping up at work...
To say my life has improved now is a huge understatement... I am different now, and everybody can see the difference in me. I’m just so relieved that I gave this a chance.”
But Cassandra from Wyoming had the biggest win… She was a huge skeptic, but…
“I’ll admit, I was very skeptical. I’ve suffered from tinnitus for over 15 years and I thought I’d hear that noise until the day I died…
After one week of taking Tinnitus 911™, the piercing sound felt more like a whirr… After a month, it was gone.
I feel truly blessed that I trusted Tinnitus 911™ and finally have relief. I’m looking forward to enjoying my retirement in peace and quiet!”
This is just a small sampling of the letters I’ve seen…
From just a handful of people whose lives were absolutely transformed thanks to the targeted ingredients in Tinnitus 911™.
Now, I’ll be honest.
I know that’s not the news you want to hear right now…
But I’m not going to BS you like every doctor, specialist, gimmick, gadget and “sure thing” you’ve already tried.
I want to set a realistic expectation because I’ve been where you are right now…
More times than I can describe.
Because everyone’s tinnitus situation is a little different.
And while I don’t know what makes your case different from mine or the next person’s…
I know that if you don’t notice a difference within a few days…
You WILL notice a difference within a few weeks. Fair enough?
And just to make sure there’s NOTHING stopping you from giving Tinnitus 911™ a fair try, I’m going to offer you…
That means you have a full three months to put Tinnitus 911™ to the test…
You can use every last capsule…
And even send back an empty bottle.
No hard feelings…
No questions asked…
No strings attached…
It’s that simple.
Listen, as someone who knows what it’s like…
I want you to know I take your trust VERY seriously.
But I don’t want you to look at this as “trying another tinnitus solution.”
I’d like you to look at this as an investment in living the FULL life you deserve.
So, before I get to the price…
Whether you fester in front of the news like I do…
Or you’re smarter than I am and you try to avoid those negative talking heads…
The ongoing effects of the global pandemic are still very real.
I’m not even talking about people getting sick or going to the hospital…
Producing each batch of Tinnitus 911™ and having it delivered to our warehouse used to take a few weeks at a time…
Now that same process can take MONTHS.
And experts say that’s not going to change any time soon.
Maybe you’ve seen some of the news headlines in The Washington Post…
The Guardian…
And Bloomberg, to name a few…
Ships used to wait about half a day to get loaded up before departing to ports all over the world…
Today it can take more than two weeks.
And even once they dock here in the United States… There aren’t enough people to unload the ships and get these goods onto the trucks that would normally deliver all over the country.
Of course, that goes for products made right here in the United States, too.
Forbes reported that the U.S. needs about 80,000 more truck drivers… a number that’s expected to DOUBLE by 2030.
In other words…
I made you a promise when you first started this presentation.
I don’t know if you remember what I said…
But I told you that…
I will do everything I can to make sure you get your hands on the same brilliant discovery that gave me my first taste of sweet silence in years.
So that’s what I’m going to do.
I think you get where I’m going with this.
And the delays make it harder and harder to keep Tinnitus 911™ on the shelf and affordable.
So I’m actually going to hold my breath when I tell you…
A one-month supply of Tinnitus 911™ is usually $120.
I know. It stings.
But don’t go anywhere…
Because I made you a promise, and I have every intention of making good on it.
And when you consider how much improved ear health and escaping the insanity of your tinnitus symptoms…
How many hours of extra newfound time with clear focus and energy to get things accomplished each day or even just being worry-free is worth to you…
And how many thousands of dollars you’ll save in healthcare costs…
Plus, there are all the benefits money can’t buy… Like:
When considering all of that…
$120 for Tinnitus 911™ would be a really fair deal…
Actually, when I’m thinking about all of this…
$120 for a month's supply now seems like a steal to me.
Yet despite all of that…
That’s because, like I said before…
I want to help as many people as possible not go through what I went through…
And the team behind this nature-based supplement that is already sweeping the world couldn’t agree more…
Which is why when you order right now…
Which is a huge savings of $50 a month off the regular $120 price!
It’s going to take a few weeks, maybe even a month before the targeted ingredients in Tinnitus 911™ really start to “kick in…”
And I’d hate for you to finally start experiencing the sweet taste of silence just as you’re getting to the bottom of your first bottle.
Remember, it could be MONTHS before I’m able to get a fresh supply…
And you’re not the only person seeing this right now…
That means it could be a long time before you’re able to restock your Tinnitus 911™ supply.
So, if you do the same as those in our test group have done…
and choose the four-month supply today…
Don’t forget… If you’re not satisfied, you have a full 90 days to ask for a full, no-questions-asked refund of every penny.
We can’t make this deal much better than that, don’t you agree?
We want you to experience the effects of our proprietary “sweet silence” formula for yourself and wake up to a body and mind that feels at peace, focused, youthful, healthy, energized and ready to take on the world!
Now, I know everybody’s situation is different.
And I realize that many people may want to keep taking this for a long time.
With the fact that there really are limited supplies available…
I can understand why you’d want to stock up on a 2- or 4-month supply today.
That’s why I’m offering you a few different amazing options that will work just as great for your current budget, as it does for your ear health goals.
I’m about out of time…
And I don’t want to waste any more of yours…
So I have to ask you to make a decision right here, right now…
Because I have very limited supplies of Tinnitus 911™…
And the orders are already starting to flood in.
You have to decide for yourself if this is just another false hope that’s going to leave you disappointed once again…
Or if this is your chance to sleep through the night in sweet silence…
To reclaim your independence from the ringing that’s been stealing your sanity for far too long.
Whatever nightmares your tinnitus has been filling your life with…
Without you having to waste your money on yet another disappointing gimmick.
So whether you order one bottle today or you make the smartest choice and choose four bottles…
Every penny of your investment is protected.
You really have nothing to lose…
Or choose any of the packages that will work for your situation right now.
I’m looking forward to you joining me in some well-deserved, frustration-free living.
Thank you for your time today.
