1. Befriend a Bat 🦇
   ‍If it’s good for echolocation, it might work for you. Bonus: new pet!
   

2. Wear Earplugs 24/7 👂🏻
   ‍Sure, you’ll miss conversations, but at least you’ll block some of the noise…
   

3. Invent a ‘Mute’ Button 🔇
   ‍Shark Tank, here you come! If it works, retire rich AND buzz-free.
   

4. Blame Mercury in Retrograde 👽
   ‍Everyone else does. Why not your ears?
   

5. Try a Brain-Friendly Fix
   Hint: Tinnitus isn’t just in your ears—it’s in your head. Curious? Relief might be simpler than you think.
   

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