1. Move to a Deserted Island 🏝️
   No distractions, no stress, no people to ask, “What’s that sound?” (Just you and your buzzing buddy for company.)
   

2. Blame It on Ghosts 👻
   Convince yourself it’s a friendly spirit and call it your new “white noise generator.” Bonus: spooky street cred.
   

3. DIY Brain Reboot 🧠
   Meditation, yoga, or shouting “STOP!” into the void. (Hey, it’s worth a shot.)
   

4. Buy Stock in White Noise Machines 📈
   If you can’t beat it, mask it—and make some money while you're at it.
   

5. Discover the Real Cause
   Hint: It’s not your ears. Curious? There’s a smarter way to find relief.
   

(Click to watch the short video and learn more.) 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻